My learnings this week:
Despite generations of inbreeding, the Royals are still fertile.
Despite not caring too much for the Royals, the birth of a healthy child should always be appreciated.
The pope sure knows how to pack a Brazillian… beach.
If make up is applied liberally enough, I can look like a Khardashian (more Rob than Kim).
If make up is applied liberally enough, it can take 48 hours of washing and scrubbing before it is completely gone.
Eating crispy chicken at 10am when doing a foodie tour of Cabramatta feels perfectly normal (you should try it for yourself).